Louisiana library card

When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly

Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*

Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..

by Connorbrown3993 January 12, 2019

Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.

Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.

by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010

Dexter's Laboratory

A 1990's - Early 2000's cartoon where a precious boy genius gets his huge lab destroyed by his older, autistic sister. If you see the boy genius, don't forget to pat him and protect him because he's a babie bean.

"I love you, Dexy," I simp Dexter's Laboratory.

by I stole your nose September 11, 2020

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

by AYB July 19, 2003

Library

A place where you have to bang chicks quietly.

Her: My place or yours?
Me: How about the library? We could read a book afterwards.
Her: Nah.

by KingTrump December 26, 2016

library bitch

that ugly fuck in the school library that has a constant need to yell at people for stupid crap. like sitting at a computer when you didnt sign up for it, or having too many kids at one table, or walking out.

she gets no respect at all and was probably teased when she was in high school.

kids throw things at her.

library bitch: "you can't have six kids at this table. where did you get those extra chairs?"
kid: ignores her because she doesn't matter
library bitch: "i will write you up unless you put those chairs back where they belong."
kid: "bitch."

by yeoooooo January 19, 2009

library

a place filled with books

cam was wacking off his uncle in the back of the library

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 12, 2006