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Lebron James

G.O.A.T.

We don't talk about the 8 points. You're still a great player.
Lebron James Lebrons James'd the fuck out of Cleveland
by itz.haisha November 23, 2021
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Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him
by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024
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My king and daddy
I really like his long veiny dih in me
Come here LeBron James oh yessss with that big ahh dih
by Jayceelikesyourveinydihh May 16, 2025
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The GOAT of Basketball, He also is my Sunshine.
Man: Lebron is better then MJ

Man 2: I personally think that Lebron is the GOAT

Lebron James the best basketball player in the world, no one will be better.
by Escammer April 19, 2024
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I love LeBron James so much! He’s my sunshine.”
by Anonyme 🌼 March 27, 2024
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