Joe 

Joe:
1.) a person or thing (often a person) who breaks furniture, or items in the houses, areas, or properties belonging to another person or thing. adj.

2.) a person or thing (often a person) who plans a certain event, or assures another he or she will be there, and randomly bails on them all. adj.

1.) Person 1: "Why the hell did you break my bed?"
Person 2: "I don't know... I'm sorry."
Person 1: "Wow, you're such a Joe!"

2.) Person 1: (on phone) "Where the hell are you? You're suppose to be here... 1 HOUR AGO!"
Person 2: (on phone) "Uh, I can't make it, bye." (hangs up)
Person 2: (to friends) "WOW, What the fuck, he said he can't come. He just ditched us, what a fucking Joe."

Joe by TheAllKnowingExperiencedPerson August 17, 2010

Joe 

Small and insignificant manchild who will third wheel your dates and skype calls, but will buy coffee with you in the mornings from the coffee chain he's sold his soul to.

Oh my god Joe you little shit

Joe by thepotatofaminist May 31, 2015

joe 

A cigarette

Can i get a joe

joe by mac111111 December 16, 2013

Joe 

A Joe is a...
Jack
Off

Enthusiast

Often is very close to Sam based on their intrests

Damn it. He is in his bedroom pulling a Joe again.

Joe by IIIexcitingIII December 12, 2017

Joe 

A joe is a jackass and will trick you into loving him then you become enemies and joe ruins your life! FUCK YOU JOE

Girl 1: Have you seen joe? He’s so dreamy 😍
Girl 2: yeah I’ve met him.. he’s a bitch

Joe by FuckPeople January 2, 2019

Joe 

A disgrace of a name, imagine being called joe.

“hey what’s your name?”
“my names Joe”
“i now have instant automatic permission to slap you across the face so hard that you go into a 700 month coma.”

Joe by Swaggy sweetcorn November 3, 2019

joe 

JOE MAMA

my friend : hey do you know joe
me: whos joe

my friend: JOE MAMA

joe by MARWAN DA THICC BOIII December 2, 2019