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Location: Male Dormitory
Participants: Enzo, Will, Justin, Aidan, John, and Ilya (by proxy)

At approximately midnight, Senatorial Candidate John Anglum, hurled a plastic cup of frozen marinara at the dormitory door of two of his fellow students, one of whom was the current Senator, Justin Bergeron, after discovering it had been placed in his fridge by his roommate. Chaos ensued as Justin was forced to slam his door to shield himself and his roommate from the wrath of the candidate, and while neither had any political grudges in the past, these actions could only come from hatred and malice. Only time will tell if this will be another footnote in history, or the final blow to John’s already tumultuous political carrier.
Ben: Did you hear about the 2022 “MarinaraIncident?
Ronald: Yeah I hear it might cost John his whole carrier.
by sunnA sunU September 29, 2022
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Squirt Incident

An incident that occured when a pervert by the name of Uzair asked a 15 year old girl if she squirts. This incident happened when the hornball Uzair, got horny after he made some rumors about his girl, so he asked an innocent girl playing fortnite with her friends if she squirts, rumor has it he has no remorse.
"Do you squirt?" Asked Uzair
"Whats the squirt incident?"
by AOA Association March 5, 2025
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Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents

The place where you report problematic editors in Wikipedia for community review. Hellish, but functional. Often shortened as WP:ANI.
I go to Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents for my daily dose of drama.
by Yoostery November 18, 2023
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Matthew Incident

The Act Of Stabbing Someone While Being Named Mathew
Matthew Stabbed Ms.Vanisha Resulting In The Matthew Incident
by bob the cow fish August 26, 2025
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In the year of 2019 also known as the second year of the pre Ethan era (pee for short) the gang were playing some pubg. They threw sand clod at each other and Scott and Devin got into a fight about if an sand clod hit him or not. After two minutes define faggot ass left so zach, being a great person sent Devin a picture of a sand clod and a baby crying. Then Devin showing his great respect for life replied "you should seriously consider killing yourself." He then got back in the call 10 minutes later because he has no shame. Shout out to Devin and Zach to losing to opens btw.
The great kill yourself incident of 2019 really messed with me, it was so deep.
by Ibryoboi August 20, 2022
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coldplay HR and CEO incident

An overrated topic that people circlejerk about. Seriously, it’s old news by now. Anyone who brings it up is full on flogging a dead horse.
The coldplay HR and CEO incident is overrated now. Find something else to talk about.
by glubglubglubglub August 24, 2025
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The June 7th Incident

The day that ai_sponge got copyrighted. It was one of the funniest live streams I’ve ever seen. Now they can’t stream anymore in danger of copyright strikes. The June 7th Incident was named by the creator themself.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of the June 7th Incident?

Guy 2: No, and I don’t want to know.

Guy 1: Kys
by bfdi June 8, 2023
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