Buff Hurt

The act of becoming butt hurt due to excessive buffering while attempting to load or watch a youtube video, movie, or porn.

This video is taking forever to load, I'm getting soooo Buff Hurt!

by WallySparx August 28, 2013

pre-hurt

the pain you feel before someone actually hits you, can cause you to flinch, When someone says "Ow!" to being hit, but no one has actually touched them yet.

He felt the pre-hurt when I caused him to flinch, but didn't touch him.

by arcangelus255 October 30, 2007

butt-hurt

the act of getting so offended by something as to the point of excess.

man, that guy was all butt-hurt when you took the last slice of pizza.

by joe pawski June 15, 2004

gym hurt

That feeling you get after a harsh workout. You're sore And in pain BUT you're satisfied with the accomplishment!

Man! I'm so Gym Hurt after arm day!

by ProudPoppa865 November 26, 2016

where it hurts

In a boy's / man's case, then nuts / balls, head or asshole.

In a girl's, / woman's case, that can be her titties / boobies, head, or asshole.

Boy 2: Girl 1 kicked Boy 1 where it hurts! What a bitch-ass mothafucka!
Girl 1: I kicked Boy 1 where it hurts because he kicked me where it hurts.
Boy 2: Oh ok.

by RetroGalacticGamer April 5, 2020

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.

I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.

by Lumpy T October 23, 2017