homosmesual

The name for a person who everyone thinks is gay but isn't actually gay.
Opposite of being in the closet.

"Isn't that guy Jimmy gay?"
"No he's homosmesual you know, we think he is but he's not really"

by JTedders October 15, 2009

Stairway homosexual

"a homo that has already stepped out of the closet and is headed downstairs - a stairway homosexual".

Mary Beth: Hey Peggy-Sue, check out that stairway homosexual, he's all over that perfume for his armpits, think he better than us.
Peggy Sue: Yes, indeed a homo.

by nc2tl April 23, 2010

Apex Homosexual

Tywin Lannister

"Apex Homosexual" in a sentence

by Neo2266 October 11, 2020

Passive homosexual

Someone whos homosexual but not sexually active.

Brody is a passive homosexual. He gets no dick.

by Hela1 April 4, 2022

homotexual

when someone of the same sex sends you way too many text messages.

"dude, aaron has sent me like six text messages since lunch!"

"aaron is such a homotexual!"

by pistola pete October 21, 2008

homosexual

1.A person who has sex with someone of the same gender.

the argument that homosexuality is not natural is irrelevant for two reasons. first because were not the only animals to do it, and second because being natural dosnt mean it's bad or good. Poison is natural, so are vitamins.

Unfortunatly there are alot of gay people with AIDS. But what of the heterosexuals with AIDS? Is god punishing them? That's like saying anything bad that happens is because God is pissed at you. Would you tell a child that was molested it was his/her fault because God is pissed?

Dumbass!

by Jennifer93 August 11, 2006

conformist homosexual

A conformist homosexual is a gay person who attempts to conform to the heterosexual world, through actions such as getting married, and moving to the suburbs.

Sue - "Did you hear about David and Bob? Apparently after their honeymoon they are moving to upstate New York with their pet dog"
Sally - "Dude! They're the biggest conformist homosexuals I've ever met!"

by McFandrew December 5, 2009