Reuben Hobbs

Being an absolute gimp, tiny willy. The most gay person ever, can't talk to girls. Has pictures on his phone of his mums area down below.

Oh stop doing a Reuben Hobbs.

by Ligma Balls 69 November 8, 2023

chloe hobbs

likes to have sex with rabid dogs, goes ibiza with caitlin sheppard and the lads, is not as cool, pegs ancient tombstones

your so strange like a chloe hobbs

by strange people September 5, 2025

pulled a hobbs

drink alcohol until you pass out. get completely blitzed

The last time i pulled a hobbs was at my batchelor party.

by robnrandy November 7, 2007

blaine brian hobbs

The best person u ever meet

You met Blaine Brian hobbs wow im jealous

by BeeMab April 22, 2018

Action Hero Hobbies

any live activity that replicates the audio and visual actions of fictional death defying protagonists from a story, movies, video game.

Examples include: Stunt Driving. Stunt Riding. Free Falling. Gun Kata. Sword fighting. Gun Tricks. Knife Tricks. Flying a plane. Flying a helicopter. Explosives. Etc.

Person 1: You love guns but you’re always twirling them. That’s stupid. Just shoot the gun.

Person 2: I love action hero hobbies. Guns are just one part of it. If it doesn’t make a cool sound or look cool while it’s being used, it makes no joy for me.

by DALLASDYNAMITE November 15, 2020

Pulled a Hobbs

Saying you’re going to be somewhere at a certain time, then bitching out and ghosting everyone when they check to see when you’ll arrive.

He said the meet here at this time, now he won’t pick up the phone.

He just pulled a Hobbs.

by Stretch2212 November 15, 2023

Mr. Hobbs

A tier 0 omnipotence, omniscience, etc teacher. Who is wise and has funny humor. He is divine and almighty; you will die. (not actually).

The absolute Mr. Hobbs is here!

by dijowagryewiua March 22, 2023