Armchair Crusader

Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.

Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)

ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.

XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ

ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.

XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT

(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)

by D13pro March 12, 2014

Crusades

A time of war between the Christians and Muslims who both shared very different religions. The Christians believed they were taking their holy land back from the Muslims on the other hand Muslims proceeded to take the land that was of the Christians.

The crusades occurred during the 11th and 12th centuries.

by Wallace hormone December 10, 2018

Copium Crusader

A delusional fan of a franchise that hasn’t received new content for a while who still thinks said franchise will get new content.

Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).

"Mega Man X9 will definitely drop soon"

"Quit being a copium crusader it ain’t ever releasing"

by lemonkirbwastaken July 4, 2025

Crusade

Crusade: A popular pastime during the Middle Ages. Generally considered to be an example of putting in a big effort to achieve your goals. Sometimes used in a negative way involving ‘hating on’, persecuting, changing or even killing those who are different to your way of thinking.

Johnny's going on a Crusade over this problem.

by JohnnyCrusader March 19, 2018

Gay crusader

Being a bitch sometimes but mostly nice uvu

E: Hi what are you

Me: a gay crusader I guess

by JamesCharlesIsOk September 22, 2020

crusaded

Term used to define the action carried out on a merchandise company by a disgruntled musician.

Malik and Fran crusaded the Hoody people, followed by the union.

by dazmocampleader December 9, 2008

Hotel Crusader

Someone who exhibits unusually strong, almost obsessive feelings against online homestay services. They advise others against using these services despite nobody asking for or caring about their opinion, and tend to exaggerate how horrible the experience is for everyone despite also pointing out they only use hotels.

Don't tell her where we are staying next weekend, she became an irritating hotel crusader after airbnb canceled her account.

by Steady Mercury June 21, 2023