FMP

An acronym that shortens the phrase "for me personally." Similar to IMHO (in my humble opinion).

"Having blue skin isn't FMP" or "FMP as long as it's fluffy and friendly, I won't mind having it as a pet"

by phoot July 8, 2025

Poo FM

Where a person listens to the noises of another person taking a dump.
This act can be conducted either on purpose or completely by accident.
Common noises are often "splashes" or "plops", but also man made noises such as grunts and squeals.

Eric: Oh dude, you gotta hear the noises Walter is making in there! He must have chronic diarrhoea.

Brandon: Eh yeah sick...but why are you listening man?!

Eric: I was using the urinal, so was accidently tuning into Poo FM.

by studpaulY2K August 16, 2009

fM!Phil

A dorky little fool who doesn't really know fuck all but talks a lot of shit. A loser who can't even beat up a poster of bruce lee, get's his ass kicked by posters of bruce lee.

my girlfriend thought fM!Phil was a transvestite bag lady the first time she saw it.

by wongjackmansuckscock July 12, 2003