danbo express

Danbo Express is a store card, credit card, or debit card, with little or no credibility. Debenhams store card is Danbo Express, so is a Superdrug store card. "Link" cards used to be Danbo Express cards but they gained credibility around 1992 or 3. American Express, Visa, Barclaycard, are not Danbo Express.
Bank of Vietnam, Pakistan, India etc etc etc most definitely is.

At dinner in an expensive restaurant where celebrities eat.
Ok man in this restaurant, if anyone sees you carry any Danbo Express cards then you are socially null and void, so just go to the mens room and empty out any Danbo Express and keep em in your pocket. Dont even mention any Danbo Express companies when you pay the bill. If all you have is Danbo Express let me pay for you.

by blakey segs January 31, 2008

Tragical Express

Disney's Magical Express Bus, except you're on your way back to the airport from Disney World.

Aw man! Our Disney vacation has ended! I guess we better hop aboard the Tragical Express. Back home we go. :(

by LanceK22820 June 8, 2019

Cumquat Express

Australian slang for a failed idea or something that didn't work.

I had a great idea but the marketing wasn't up to scratch so it ended up on the Cumquat Express.

by J-hovercraft1990 June 24, 2019

Reesh Express

A journey to a far away depressing location in a blue car on Friday while the man is 1/2 a PINGA deep.

hey bruu you want to catch the reesh express bruu?

hey the reesh express is late

by the expozer June 3, 2021

Alabama express

A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.

Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express

by WeberStir May 4, 2018

Express christmas

when you can't have Christmas for the rest of the year so you have it beforehand so that you can still have Christmas

You: oh no we're going on holiday on the 20th we won't have Christmas this year

Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early

You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents

by Notsotechy July 25, 2020

shoelace express

a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.

"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.

by swheatlady February 15, 2009