Dropping a David Blaine

The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.

This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"

Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.

by BalduccisBalls June 19, 2011

dropping a barge

(v.) The act of passing a large bowel movement, usually resulting in a clogged toilet.

"What the heck is taking him so long!?"
"He must be dropping a barge. Go get the plunger."

by ieathedges July 21, 2009

dropping a stinky one

to go poop. also see taking a turd.

"OHHHH YUUUCCCKKKK!!! Who dropping a stinky one???"
"heehee, i am."

by sowutboutit?? May 9, 2010

dropping a clay davis

Taking a giant shit. Like, 15 minutes in the bathroom shit. It is named for Senator Clay Davis from The Wire, known for his elongated "Sheeeeeeeeeeeee-it"

Bob: Yo, how long has Tim been in there?
Todd: About half an hour. Dude's dropping a clay davis.

by Señor Justicia June 23, 2010

Dropping a Paul Kelly

The act of pulling the penis and scrotum from behind between your legs so they stick between the buttcheeks.

"we were in the locker room when some asshole came in Dropping a Paul Kelly!"

by SIMC and Twinky November 7, 2011

dropping clots

Having a period; menstruating. Referring to clots of blood exiting the body during a woman's time of the month.

Jane's been so cranky lately. She must be dropping clots!

by Rosenrot84 January 29, 2015

dropping the almond

To give up hope in finding a partner/relationship.

Jason: Wow Jack seems really miserable today...
Bill: Yeah I think he may finally be dropping the almond.

by Forenti February 13, 2015