Crystal Falls

Small town in northern Michigan, home to many hicks/rednecks, all people do there is drink beer and gossip about other people, town basically consists of bars churches and gas stations. "Yah", "Eh", "Er No", and "Don'tcha Know?" are commonly said things here.

I grew up in Crystal Falls, now all I do is drink and drive big trucks.

by A former yooper. March 15, 2009

Zeo Crystal

An acient crystal, which was placed in the caverns of the moon below a palace milleniums ago. It most recently existed as a power source for the a team of legendary superheroes known as the Power Rangers.

"Master Vile is trying to steal the Zeo Crystal."

by Zordon December 31, 2003

crystal gems

A team of "gems" from Steven Universe who chose to protect Earth, while the "homeworld gems" wanted to colonize it.

"We are the crystal gems, we'll always save the day"

by -jozefa August 22, 2016

Crystal Wu

Crystal Wu is a teacher at LSC. She is also called 'The Raper'.

Student A: Hey what lesson-

Student B: Raper Crystal Wu

Student A: Go stack your books

by JohnMakFan March 14, 2021

Crystal Worshiper

A fruity person that subscribes to new age beliefs and worships cheap fake crystals.

Glenda sparked some grass, balanced the energy of her universe, then decided to mediate to wind chimes while focusing her thoughts on the cheap ass crystal she bought from Walmart.

Glenda is a crystal worshiper.

by jdrubadub May 13, 2010

Crystal Methin'

Crystal Methin' = a word commonly used by chavs to describe something as good. Used by MC Devvo. Refers to methamphetamine, a highly potent illegal drug.

Woah, dik'ed that was fuckin crystal methin'!

by Matt Scheepers August 29, 2007

The Crystal Method

America's answer to the Chemical Brothers. Formed in 1993 by Ken Jordan and Scott Kirkland. Albums by them are: Vegas, Tweekend, and Legion of Boom.

I was listening to tweekend the other day, and my dog started breakdancing. I was like OMGWTFBBQ!??!?

by filthynastydirtypervertedpoosnatcher December 27, 2004