person 1: hey nigga, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for National Crocs Day?
person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.
person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈
person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.
person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈
by jimho April 23, 2017

January 28th… the day everyone wears crocs! EVERYONE that means you, ya granny, yer pawpaw and ya mother. Even that ugly ass dog u got!
“Hey bro u got any spare crocs for today? yk it’s National Croc Day today right?” “Of course man! What color u want i got em all. I even got them flippin floppers, only in red though.” “damn bro i’ll take the flippin flappers so everyone knows im swag with my dogs hangin’ out😎💪.”
by sandmachine January 27, 2022

by Cooliogirl October 22, 2019

They’re an amazing person and they should not die
by Eeriecunt August 7, 2019

Crocs are shoes that almost everyone hates :) most of the population hates them but they are still on sale :) no one buys them only my dad
by Sapphire >3< May 23, 2021

Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018

Essential in intercourse. Primary use during standing doggystyle as a handle for the female to grasp onto. Secondly during missionary. The female will typically use these to spread her legs
by Asmryoass June 14, 2022
