bitched

when someone gets completely demolished in something, generally, but not always, a sporting event.

Mom: go do your chores stevie
Steve: why dont you stop worrying about me and worry about the blood in your urine (steve then precedes to punch his mom and the kidneys
Mom: (rolls around the ground in agony)
Steve: BITCHED

by mikemuzzin July 25, 2007

butcher

the ultimate female pimp. This is a woman who plays men like a deck of cards. She will love you and leave you and is proud to say so. She will not be knocked down with words like slut or whore usually by rigid people who don't understand the concept of women liking sex.... she is a butcher...and enjoys meat. Can also be used as a verb to butch meaning to get with a guy tonight

example 1 " what did you do last night?"

"i butchered some meat"

" oh holla girl you are the ultimate butcher"

by FrenchFrygirl October 31, 2009

bitched-up

v. to become the submissive partner in a relationship

Once Eric got pussy-whipped by that chick, he bitched-up and she could make him do whatever she wanted.

by shund September 3, 2003

bitched up

When everything goes to hell. The state where carefully planned situations completely fall apart.

Well, I thought I had a plan but now everything is all bitched up!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat January 1, 2004

brady bunched

had sex with multiple members of the same family

I totally brady bunched her, her sister, and her mom.

by bob spawn August 28, 2012

got bitched

To get shown up, usually in the form of a beat down, especially if brought on by one's own running of the mouth

After starting the fight, Santana Moss totally got bitched by Corey Webster in the week 1 Giants-Redskins game.

by Sinorice Moss October 7, 2009

The Kosher Butcher

The Kosher Butcher is the ultimate sexual experience in which begins with the aquisition of Kosher Hot Dogs. After the purchase is made the partner is found, remove clothing and engage in doggy style intercourse. With or without approval remove hot dogs from package and preceed to insert hot dogs in anal cavity one by one. Repeat this action until the female yelps "Oy Vey" and/or you run out of hot dogs. (Make sure you purchase good amount of hot dogs because it is rumored that the average female can go upwards of 12 hot dogs before she can even think of the phrase "Oy Vey"

John "The Kosher Butcher" Doe once kosher butchered a girl. While doing so the female was able to hold 15 hebrew national hot dogs before she yelped "Oy Vey"

by The Brown Goblin August 16, 2008