by moogyboobles October 16, 2005

Similar to labia 'teabagging', but in some places it refers simply to sexual intercourse between a male and a female.
Female: So dude what are you doing tonight?
Male: Ah you know, just dipping biscuits with my girlfriend!
Male: Ah you know, just dipping biscuits with my girlfriend!
by dieselsucker October 21, 2012

The thought concept of if you really want something, no matter the circumstances, just get it. No restrictions or excuses can get in your way of obtaining your goal no matter how big or small.
I was driving home from a trip one day and saw a billboard for a giant buttermilk biscuit. Being vegan, I thought to myself, "I can't have this". Then I said, "Fuck this, if I want a fucking biscuit, I'll have a damn biscuit". Since that day on, if I really want something, I'll go out and get it. This is Biscuit Theory in it's purest form.
by candiedbones September 7, 2017

When you take a shit on your bitch's chest, then you take another shit on your bitch's chest, and feed it to her all wrapped up in a Hardees biscuit wrapper during casual sex, usually occurring within a period of 30 minutes to two hours after an intensive video gaming session....
Man: Ayy girl lets finish this game of Rocket League then I'm gonna make a double biscuit for you for dinner.
Woman: Mmm baby that sounds delicious but first you need to get the fuck on goalie we're getting our shit kicked in.
Woman: Mmm baby that sounds delicious but first you need to get the fuck on goalie we're getting our shit kicked in.
by IsupposeHey December 10, 2017

by c]:{ March 28, 2016

A person who is on the verge of being fat. Eating one more biscuit would literally make the person fat. Picture a fat person full as hell with the last thing on a his plate, a biscuit, in hand huffing and puffing knowing he shouldn't eat it, but damn well will. That is a biscuit away.
Person A: Have you seen Jay's sister lately? She was fine back in the day wasn't she?
Person B: Yeah she was, but Russel Glasgow say she a biscuit away now.
Person B: Yeah she was, but Russel Glasgow say she a biscuit away now.
by Kmachida April 9, 2007

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.
Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.
Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.
1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’
2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’
2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’
by G-Dog April 6, 2005
