Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.

Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.

by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017

baguette

1)A long, hard, and hot object. It tastes delicious

2)What french people say when they mess something up.

1)"Can you please give me that baguette?"

2)"I left the croisants boiling! Baguette!"

by BooredPersonn June 14, 2019

Oui oui baguette

American slang

"Hey wassup ?"

"Oui oui baguette bro"
"Damn"

by kokman May 14, 2024

Baguette

the refined version of a cracker ass white person, usually coming from inherited wealth.

George bush is a real baguette, though he tries to pass off as a cracker.

by borkbork March 10, 2010

Bitch Baguette

When a man goes from a bitch biscuit or man-bun to a full blown ponytail further decreasing his manliness.

Hey Shane I see you are growing out your hair still. Yes Joseph I am trying to get the full bitch baguette, the biscuit was only temporary.

by I Am The Ferrett October 2, 2023

lon baguette

Mostly used from the Londonsworld squad, this is referring to London (the main character's)'s huge dick.

"I love lon baguette it so long mm mm"

by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019

Mr. Baguette

Mr. baguette is the founder of the bread army and is planning to take over servers in discord

ZwarteWolf: Oh hey it's Mr. Baguette
Mr. Baguette: B e c o m e b r e a d

by ZwarteWolf September 7, 2021