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baguette

"I do not speak baguette
by Ribit081234 April 2, 2021
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baguette

1)A long, hard, and hot object. It tastes delicious

2)What french people say when they mess something up.
1)"Can you please give me that baguette?"

2)"I left the croisants boiling! Baguette!"
by BooredPersonn June 14, 2019
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Baguetter

Derogatory, someone who fetches bread. (Used for bread fetchers of all nationalities.)
Person 1: Fetch me a baguette, Baguetter!
Person 2: Yes Ma'am.
by EthanolandMethanol February 2, 2024
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BAGUETTE

epic tank that shoots baguette dough towards patrick and kills patrick
beats up a common Patrick
baguette; die motherfucka
patrick; ok
baguette epicly kills patrick
patrick; yay
by sdfghngefdwrtr December 14, 2020
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Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.
You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.
by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025
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beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
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Baguette likker

Dutch word for someone who's licking a baguette, used to disrespect the French
Die gast was echt een baguette likker.
Ik heb echt niks met die baguette likkers, kut Fransen
by Wimlex der Nederlanden January 26, 2020
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