When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!
Oh while your friends were in town?
Yup!
What does vacuuming the backyard mean?
Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.
But what does it mean?
You really don't want to know.
Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
Oh while your friends were in town?
Yup!
What does vacuuming the backyard mean?
Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.
But what does it mean?
You really don't want to know.
Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
by Trevyamo August 15, 2023
Get the vacuuming the backyardmug. Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes
by A.W. Williams (Anal Warts) May 30, 2025
Get the Growing potatoes in the backyardmug. by Treii28 January 22, 2020
Get the beads in the backyardmug. Noun: Someone is silly/funny.
Originated in the 1990’s by a mum in South Australia. The term Burke’s Backyarder is loosely based on 90’s garden guru Don Burke.
Originated in the 1990’s by a mum in South Australia. The term Burke’s Backyarder is loosely based on 90’s garden guru Don Burke.
You Burke’s Backyarder!
by PlateauMum February 15, 2021
Get the Burke’s Backyardermug. An orgy where as the main activity is anal fisting. This can be used for either sex or orgies involving both or any sex.
(to be read in a German accent)
"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"
"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"
"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"
"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"
by Kreepykelly July 4, 2022
Get the Backyard Potato Partymug. The best ever BBQ group on Facebook! BBQ, smoking, grilling, etc. A family of outdoor cooking enthusiasts!
by DrunkenMeatGriller November 16, 2019
Get the Backyard BBQ Heroesmug. something that is laid-back and fun. it’s a term used to describe an activity that you think is simple and easy to do.
media is such a backyard subject at school. it’s such an easy A.
do you want to go bowling tomorrow?
i don’t think i’m good at bowling.
how? it’s so backyard.
do you want to go bowling tomorrow?
i don’t think i’m good at bowling.
how? it’s so backyard.
by Morgs K April 10, 2022
Get the backyardmug.