admiral general aladine

otherwise known as admiral general adeline he is the dictator of the world and we worship the ground he walks on 😘

“have you seen admiral general aladine before?”
“yes he is my friend with benefits!”

by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023

Thomas Admiration

Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like

I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like

by Menopause December 13, 2022

Vice Admiral Stroker

The strongest marine in one piece.

Nathan: Vice Admiral Stroker is the most powerful marine in one piece
Zack: No dude Aokiji or Akainu is def better
Nathan: shut up

by PoopManSodaCan April 22, 2023

Admiral Hurm

When you throw up while masturbating.

Kyle sent me a picture of his feet and I had an unfortunate bout of Admiral Hurm as a result.

by Bakerdoodle November 29, 2022

pto rear admiral

When one holds a reverse cowgirl position over a trailer hitch on the back of tractor and has their friend pull the three point hitch lever to insert the ball rectally.

Ieda dick, pull the lever! Give me the pto rear admiral before i getaway, getaway.

by fuckyouscotty September 20, 2022

Admir

tall guy with the most humongous penis you will ever see. he is mostly a business man from Montenegro.

Amina : my boyfriends penis is so small no good sex ever
Admir : fear not, as i have arrived
Amina : yes

by lspaint October 15, 2022

The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021