bitch card

something is said by a person , stating something they will do.... if bitch carded by another person , ( yelled out by another person) the person that was bitch carded for the statment must complete the task said in 24 hours or less. or if not , the person is kicked in the nuts by that person that called the b card.

person a = "im gonna rob a bank"
person b = " BITCH CARD "

by nick , lil nick and tyler August 4, 2008

Jew Card

A figurative card used by Jews to guilt people/get out of a situation.

David: Ms. Stewart, I can't take the test tomorrow because --

Ms. Stewart: (Sighs) Lemme guess. You have ANOTHER Jewish holiday this week?

David: Actually, no. I'm just going on a vacation to Florida. I'm not using my Jew Card this time...

by hipsterjew November 1, 2010

Star Card

-A Military Credit Card sponsored by Affes that will ruin your whole life.

-The worst decision you could ever make, comparable to stabbing yourself in the chest.

-"Having a Star Card is like going to Thailand as a Lance Corporal and knocking up a Thai national, only to go back to Thailand 18 years later as a Master Gunnery Sergeant and unknowingly banging a Katoy (She-male) who turns out to be the love child of the Thai woman you had knocked up 18 years prior".

-"Having a Star Card is like going on a road trip with your family and stopping at a restaurant to eat where instead you are tied down and your whole family is beaten and raped in front of your own eyes and before releasing you, they make you pay for it all and the only currency accepted for some ungodly reason, is Star Card."

"Someone stole my Star Card! Phew* Its their problem now".

by BrockLee Productions June 15, 2010

A Playing Card

Someone who is an Asexual, because ace is a nickname for Asexuals so that mean's Asexuals come out of the deck and not the closet

Person 1: Hey I'm a playing card
Person 2: the fuck does that mean?
Person 1: it means I'm Asexual

by LivinKawasaki June 4, 2021

V-Card

refers to if u lost ur virginity

Brian: OMFG
Michael: What
Brian: NICK GAVE SEAN HIS V-CARD
Michael: Not suprising

by Skoochie greens November 24, 2018

credit card

The worst mistake a college student can ever make is to get one.

Nuff said.

by kid July 22, 2003

Yellow carded

Being sent outside from a bar or club by bouncers, to cool down for a few minutes. similar to recieving a Yellow card in Rugby where a player has to sit in the sin bin for 10minutes.

Ben totally got yellow carded last night at nubar, he sat outside for half an hour.

by bvolschenk October 21, 2012