Monday After

The Monday that you go to school after doing somthing embarrassing or stupid over the weekend.

Her head was hung down in shame the Monday after.

by bvcheerchick1 April 2, 2011

Monday Mudslide

The diarrhea which usually follows a weekend of drinking and poor eating. Often not painful, but rather extremely relieving and requiring of multiple flushes to fully dispose of.

Boss: "Late to work on a Monday again Phil?"
Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward."

Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?"
Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J July 18, 2011

Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.

Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.

by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018

Mush Monday

First day of the work week after excessive partying, resulting in a clouded or confused physiological state of mush brain. Typically there are increased instances of absenteeism or little to no productivity on a Mush Monday

Chris grab me another beer!!! I have already called in sick for work tomorrow. There is really no sense in going. After 48 hours of drinking it would just be another Mush Monday.

by somechic July 27, 2009

Red Monday

The monday of a long weekend where a work emergency causes you to work that monday instead having a long weekend.

Awww man, the website is crashed and burned, I'm going to have to work since Memorial day just turned into red monday.

by dqb18 May 21, 2014

Monday Mode

The mindset of a middle-schooler (or anyone, really) on a Monday (A.K.A. dead inside) Usually is apparent when someone says something stupid on a Monday.

"Sorry, I'm in Monday Mode."

by nagoL52105 January 7, 2019

Woo Monday

A phrase coined Robert Taylor and Jono Pryor from the Rock 90.2fm in New Zealand.

This phrase is used to create a sense of excitement about the much maligned day of the week know as Monday.

DJ: What do you like about Monday?
Caller: Woo Monday.

DJ: :)

by Rock listener June 9, 2011