My Mom

A joke, most commonly made by Muscle Man from Regular Show

Person 1:Man, that woman's really ugly!

Muscle Man: You know who else is really ugly? MY MOM!

by Peepeeman103928 January 21, 2023

Mingle my Morris

To handle (usually sexually) a penis

He will mingle my morris for twenty dollars

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

my Fuck-O

When you think you partner is stupid but you still love them very very much.

You:Omg, your such a Fuck-O but your my fuck-o

Partner: Thanks, I think....

by Twisted Mango 119 January 27, 2022

My parents

My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!

Jim: My parents care for me the best way they can.

Bob: That’s great, man.

by 2nas4ndw1ch December 19, 2024

Where’s my “Killing Stick?”

Anything that contains Nicotine.

Where’s my “Killing Stick?” Asked Jackie.

by Hele53 September 23, 2021

fry up my ass

a guy who is addicted to kfc but eats to much taco bell and likes to hand out fry's and cock

Alissa: can I have a fry
fry up my ass: sure pull it out my ass and eat some cock

by eat my add boiiiiii January 13, 2020

Live in my basement

A phrased used to demean or humble people that look down on you for no reason.

Originating from 30 year olds living in their parents basement because they thought they could get a masters degree. And it qualified them for any work they chose despite zero work experience.

Ex 1: Live in my basement Dickhead

Ex 2: They were like: oh yea, well I actually am getting my masters so that I be a lobbyist for NRA— oh but what about you… And I was like fuck you bitch, live in my basement- you dont know me from a can of paint!

by johnmichaelthethird September 16, 2023