rule 2

forum based terminology, first used on .org forum by iffylad, 21/06/09, on the infamous 'next doors daughter just saw my cock' thread.

'rule 2' - to supply the subject featured in 'rule 1' with a link to the thread about them.
"i just rule 2'd her"

hi there, your next door neighbour says that you caught a glimpse of his cock. he has posted a thread about it with lots of pictures of yourself and friends, going into detail about how much he would love to slot you. here is a link to the particular thread...
by .org December 04, 2009
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Rules of Thumb

The three simple rules Valves' art staff used for creating the box art of the game Left4Dead.
The Rules of Thumb are:

1) There should be a hand in it somehow

2) The hand should have a thumb bitten off, so customers would look at the four fingers remaining on the hand and think, "Hey, four."

3) Under no circumstances would they use Photoshop. L4D is a visceral experience, and its box art deserved the same approach.
by hunterVSsmoker July 27, 2009
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Rule 30

Rule 30 : TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

Usually used on board websites, when a girl posts a picture of herself she has to options they are post a picture of her tits with a time stamp or gtfo.
Simple
How rule 30 works:
*girl post picture of herself*
Anon: Tits or GTFO
by Bossac1234 December 01, 2010
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Rule of Three

A joke is at it's funniest after it's third use.
Similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.)
Joke: "I know three French words: Bonjour, Merci, and surrender."

Condoms:
Beth: "You wanna go again?"
Alex: "I'm out of condoms."
Beth: "That's okay, The Rule of Three applies."
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Rule 46

Rule 46 Clearly States That, The Only Rules That Matter are, 34, 35, 36, 38, 42, 46 and 88.
Bob: "DUDE!? None Of These Fuckin Rules Make ANY Sence!"
Steve: "Well Duh, Rule 46 States That the Only Rules That Matter are 34, 35, 36, 38, 46 and 88..."
by £Ø§Ð July 09, 2009
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+5 rule

A girl's rating out of 10 goes up 5 points for simply posting her picture on the internet
The +5 rule dictates that a girl that would be a 6/10 in a bar is an 11/10 for putting her picture online
by MissMishi4550 February 18, 2008
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rule of thumb

This is the highest acceptable level to wear your pants. place your hand sideways across your lower stomach with the top of your thumb even with the bottom of your belly button. the top of your pants should be LOWER than the bottom of your hand.
look at that guy he needs to loosen that braided belt and use the rule of thumb.
by THEKosheerDillWhole May 15, 2009
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