fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024

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Packing Fudge

The optimistic optomotrist was looking forward to some fudge packing on his wedding anniversary night but alas he forgot about packing fudge

by BIGDOG56 April 2, 2022

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Flow Pack

instead of having a pack of abs you have a roll(s) of fat

"look at that guys flow pack"

by SodaPopLegend March 6, 2015

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Packing a Dan Soder

Based on the popular stand-up comedian, packing a Dan Soder is in reference to having a penis with an abnormally large head.

"OMG Becky, the guy in the grey sweatpants over there is packing a Dan Soder."

by Essdogger October 24, 2023

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The Penny Pack

A pack of cannabis, commonly used by people of higher intelligence. When smoked, there is commonly a sense of euphoria & knowing you’re on the right side.

aye whatchu doin?

i’m smoking the penny pack, bitch!

by 813dallas July 4, 2021

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