Jacob

The best boy in the world.He makes you happy, smile, laugh and feel better. He will never let you go. You should respect him bc he's only a "human bean". He's funny,sweet, kind and hot. He's the perfect boyfriend and the best person. Without him you can't be happy or have fun. He should definitely get a girlfriend bc he would be the perfect boyfriend .<3

girl 1: Oh is that Jacob?
girl 2: Yes he wants a girlfriend

girl 1: I ask him out

by Jacobs secret girlfriend February 1, 2017

jacob bixenman

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)

random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!

by tracobnut February 7, 2017

jacob

jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.

jacob loves having sex with balloons.

by Best Side Name October 16, 2019

Jacob

GAY
One word
GAY

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JACOB

by Dave Roberto October 17, 2019

Jacob

the kind of guy who will take your virginity in a parking lot and cheat on you shortly afterwards

friend 1: that guy is hot
friend 2: careful, that’s jacob
friend 1: oh f*ck

by happycookie69 October 17, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.

Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.

by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019

jacob

best in basketball dont fuck with him or he'll beat the mess out of you or slam u

jacob the best

by jdish October 17, 2019