Alabama Mud Slushee

While vigorously engaging in anal sex, you get the fecal matter inside churned up, then drop in a cup of ice chips and resume fucking the butthole, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee.

Me and the old lady were buttfucking last night and I made one helluva Alabama Mud Slushee in her ass. It ran out and got all over everywhere

by Headshok1962 April 21, 2025

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Alabama Snow Plow

When 3 or more relatives have group sex, then unload on there cousin.

We ran an Alabama Snow Plow on Jenny last night.

by FiftyFred January 13, 2025

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Alabama Sweet Tea

When someone teabags a person who has passed out from drunkenness.

"I got drunk on Bourbon Street and found out I'd gotten an Alabama Sweet Tea"

by sweetsara May 24, 2012

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Alabama rumble seat

When you’re having anal sex and the penetrated party farts with the penis still inside their anus.

I was banging Anna in the ass the other day and that bitch gave me an Alabama rumble seat.

by Professor ding dangle March 1, 2021

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An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.

Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!

by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022

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