Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.

Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.

by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

a stupid video game little 5 years old watch and play when a big head in a toilet chases after them singing a stupid song known as Skibidi Dob Dob- yeah im not singing, or typing the rest. if you watch skibidi toilet after the ages of 7 grow tf up and go workout at the gym.

Skibidi Toilet is so fucking cringy and dumb

by makebigbucks March 11, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet refers to a YouTube series made by DaFuq?!Boom. Skibidi Toilet is the worst thing ever made and is the worst piece of shit to ever exist in this world.

Gen Alpha: I like skibidi toilet!
Unbrainrotted guy: Ew no Skibidi Toilet is shit.
Gen Alpha: No you're lying you have level zero gyatt! Skibidi toilet is the b-
Unbrainrotted guy: *shoots kid*

by ‌  August 19, 2024

Toilet pain

A word that describes having the worst dump of your life that it hurts

"IM HAVING TOILET PAIN RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH"

by epicnamehere July 24, 2024

Nigga toilet

he really is my favorite toilet. He looks at me and I immediately get cheerful. if you have to shit you can always be with him. He will always help you in great danger.

You will always love him as nigga toilet or a person. He is the best nigga toilet. Always helpfull.

by N41LUJ October 17, 2019

Toilet

The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.

"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"

by My parents biggest mistake June 27, 2021

Toilet paper

The same kinds of people who bought all the toilet paper will be the ones trying to get more restrictions and shut downs while they make money off the toilet paper and water, allowing them to go without being policed, while trying to get everyone else policed, it's the way some people have always been.

What kind of hypocrisy is worse than the shit people are doing with the toilet paper and water. Its silliness, but that doesn't make it funny.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020