February 2

National fuck your homie day

Carl: hey, can I break ur back Matthew?
Matthew: why?
Carl: it’s February 2 national fuck your homie day!

by myo71 February 1, 2022

February 22

Usually a girl named Tess’s birthday and OH BOY that girl can be annoying

Oh... it’s her birthday February 22

by You’re boi November 5, 2019

February 5

Your crush will ask you out today!!

Crush: will you go on a date with me because it’s February 5!! Me: yeah of course I will

by Charly@charly January 25, 2024

February 21st

The single most important day in the known calendar year. This day is internationally known as National 69 day. It also happens to be the author of this definitions birthday!!

Attention ALL!! Today is February 21st, the day to face fuck a nd be face fucked.

by Slvrtungdev February 21, 2021

Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

February 24

Lucys birthday

Damn shawty it’s February 24th that means it’s Lucy’s birthday

by Sexgodlucy January 22, 2021

February 7th

National listen to your gf day

February 7th means to listen to your gf

by hun gff February 6, 2023