cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living

u is a cracker salad

by White-Boyz February 16, 2018

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cracker flaps

Any white male or female with a big ass mouth, or got extra baggage hanging below!

"Look at that bitch & her cracker flaps!"
"Dude is outta his flaps"

"Straight CrackerFlaps"

by JJJBEAN January 11, 2021

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Cracker Cap

A baseball cap filled with a lead lining used to crack a misbehaving child and or self defense in the deep South.

Hey George I just used my ole cracker cap on that there fella he aint talkin shit now.

by SpamSam February 03, 2022

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Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.

Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers

by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023

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Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

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