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that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath
oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.
by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022
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My William

If you want to know the meaning of love i suggest you find a William. If you ask, what is a William? A William is someone who will never let you down. Someone who is such a gentleman it'll make you cry. Someone who breaks the standard for green flags. Someone who makes so much sacrifices for you over his own wants and needs. Someone who loves you so unconditionally you question what you did to deserve him. Someone who you KNOW you'll marry. I love my William. My forever. My soulmate.
Me: What do you even like about me?

(He then took a deep breath)

My William: You're extremely caring, understanding and empathetic. You're always there for me you make me really happy you're genuinely extremely nice sometimes way too nice for your own good you have amazing music taste and fashion taste ofc my fashionista your humour perfectly fits mine and you match my freak like no one ever did you make me feel so loved more loved then i ever felt with anyone else and i feel so secure with you with my ex i felt it would end and crumble any day now but with you i know i'll spend the rest of my life with you and im sure of it confident in it And many more.

Me: Ends up crying.
by Chessycakes0921~ August 23, 2025
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my wifi laggin

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11
by im in school lolz April 23, 2021
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on my soul

on my soul basically means like you puttin someone on you, it's like when you say on god but instead of puttin on god you put it on your self
by jussagirlwithglasses January 23, 2024
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bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022
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My African

He is a very sweet African and very fine. He tends to put you as one of his top priorities and will love you for you. He is actually a beaner but looks more African then anything. He is very sweet and very loyal. He is good at communicating and can make you fall inlove w/o even trying to. He will honestly get you attached. He has very good style and Likes to go to quinces especially to dance. He has many green flags but you cant know all of them bcus you might fall inlove. But "my African " only belongs to Anaile Natalia Valtierra. So fck off of "my African "
by Anailes man March 7, 2023
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Inflated my tire

When you are sucking someone’s asshole and they fart in your mouth.
“I was going down on my boyfriend’s ass and he inflated my tire.”
by SDPseudoGirl June 25, 2020
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