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One of the most prestigious schools in Shanghai.
Positives: The school is ginormous, the facilities are top-notch (ice rink, anyone?), and you can choose from up to 20 sports for PE. The IB program is one of the best in China, with 10% of students getting a full score of 45. Similarly, the school pumps out Ivy League acceptances. The fact that it is more Chinese than other international schools means there's not a lot of problems with bullying and underage drinking/smoking/vaping compared to other schools.
Negatives: The school is extremely Chinese for an international school, with 90% of the population being Asian. They are also very conservative, and prefer downplaying scandals before actually addressing the problem at the roots. The students here are very stressed bc teachers don't understand that students cannot do 3 hours of math homework every night. And it's funny how little the school teaches vs how hard the tests are. Without a tutor, you're screwed.
Oh yeah, forgot the GPA deflation. And how all the previously mentioned Ivy Acceptances are often hoarded by 1 person, though the school wouldn't tell you that.
But despite all these downsides, the students have an odd pride of being there. All in all, despite all the complaining the students does about their own school (and all the fantasizing they do about SAS), they ARE proud to be there.
One of the most prestigious schools in Shanghai.
Positives: The school is ginormous, the facilities are top-notch (ice rink, anyone?), and you can choose from up to 20 sports for PE. The IB program is one of the best in China, with 10% of students getting a full score of 45. Similarly, the school pumps out Ivy League acceptances. The fact that it is more Chinese than other international schools means there's not a lot of problems with bullying and underage drinking/smoking/vaping compared to other schools.
Negatives: The school is extremely Chinese for an international school, with 90% of the population being Asian. They are also very conservative, and prefer downplaying scandals before actually addressing the problem at the roots. The students here are very stressed bc teachers don't understand that students cannot do 3 hours of math homework every night. And it's funny how little the school teaches vs how hard the tests are. Without a tutor, you're screwed.
Oh yeah, forgot the GPA deflation. And how all the previously mentioned Ivy Acceptances are often hoarded by 1 person, though the school wouldn't tell you that.
But despite all these downsides, the students have an odd pride of being there. All in all, despite all the complaining the students does about their own school (and all the fantasizing they do about SAS), they ARE proud to be there.
John: "Which school are you in?"
Adam: "SHSID (Shanghai High School International Division), why?"
John: "Damn, you're such a nerd!"
Adam with a 3.4 GPA: "Yeah, thanks, I guess..."
Adam: "SHSID (Shanghai High School International Division), why?"
John: "Damn, you're such a nerd!"
Adam with a 3.4 GPA: "Yeah, thanks, I guess..."
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Get the Morris Knolls High School mug.Holy Name School is a K-8 school in San Francisco. It lacks a cafeteria so every student has to eat their food in the slanted courtyard no matter how cold or windy it is, and all risk the chance of getting a concussion from stray basketballs. Mr. McGovern doesn't know what he's teaching. Mr. Contreras has some things he needs to work through before returning to middle school teaching. Ms. Herrera has a strange automobile that was glazed over in pancake syrup, and will call your art racist if it is not up to her standards. There are a few other notable teachers, like the gay Irish 7th grade religion teacher who is actually chill. The school lunch is ass, it used to be decent but after 2018 they really downgraded. The gym was originally built to be a chapel, so it is tiny and not very good of a gym. There's no auditorium so the only stage is also in the gym. The backstage is the size of a closet, so when they force the middle schoolers into their mandatory musical you have to get changed behind the curtains. One of the good things about this school is that the 8th grade trip is to Washington D.C. and NYC. If you make a single sound in the hotel room someone will come and air the place out. But in select circumstances, you can twerk in your hotel room and send the video to everyone in your grade. You start to question whether you are attending a Catholic school by the amount that you will no longer believe in God by the end of it.
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Middle Schooler 2: "I go to Holy Name School."
Middle Schooler 1: "I am so fucking sorry bro."
Middle Schooler 2: "I go to Holy Name School."
Middle Schooler 1: "I am so fucking sorry bro."
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