National Bully Mraz Day

April 1st is the day where you bully all of your friends named Mraz, even if you like them, for this day you must bully the ever living hell out of them.

"Look at the date! Its National Bully Mraz Day, you know what that means Mraz."

by thighpie March 28, 2021

National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

head day

January 10th is the day you give head to your guy friend

“Hey, today is head day, wanna gimme some?”
“Fuck yeah”

by janajdhakhskshxkbakshx January 10, 2022

Kiss Day

The 30th of November, usually the most kissing day of the year, you should do it to someone you cherish, love and appreciate, because they love you, and you should love them.

I l you girlfriend, let’s kiss on this spectacular kiss day

by anonymous November 30, 2023

National give a girl a hoodie day

A day were you give a girl a hoodie. could be a gf or friend. December 3rd is the day

It’s National give a girl a hoodie Day!!

by Secretöover December 2, 2020

national send nudes day

April 25 is national send nudes day

national send nudes day is a good day to be alive.

by butthole liked April 25, 2019

KELDOG day

Keldog day is 16th May annually. It’s for Aussie blokes like myself down on their luck when a gorgeous gal, dimples and great smile, comes into your life and is so sexy, I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Funnier than a fart in an elevator and is way too good for the fella but she adores him unconditionally. She is his rock and biggest fan.

I had a KELDOG day once, got a stunner and straightened me out without trying. She is now my wife of 15years… still pushing back every day to this day!

by Hot Dickens Cider 51 May 9, 2024