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childs

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
I gave my boyfriend a childs cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.
by Steven big gay lol August 25, 2020
mugGet the childsmug.

Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.
Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023
mugGet the Child Snatchermug.

ipa child

A child that is far on the mental deficit spectrum to the point of being unpalatable to most
Awe that poor “IPA Child”.. Bless their heart
by Pie R8 April 6, 2023
mugGet the ipa childmug.

Child Of God

A person made by the almighty God and is happy to admit it. Someone who walks knowing that they are loved and has a firm foundation.
Person: Why are you so joyful and not afraid
Person: Because I know Im a child of God and that He is with me in my darkest times
by BlessedGirly December 20, 2023
mugGet the Child Of Godmug.

Childe

The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..
Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”

“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”

“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”

“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”
by Cockokok July 30, 2021
mugGet the Childemug.

poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.
Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.
by QuacksO December 2, 2023
mugGet the poster childmug.

Child

Something you can call your friends when they are acting like a child. It is also something fun to laugh about so don't take it personally!!
by karen_linda0 August 17, 2020
mugGet the Childmug.

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