i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.

Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!

by augoose January 30, 2018

turn to the dark side

When you are in the middle of a jedi flip (mushrooms and acid) and do a line of coke

Man, I am sooo fucked from that jedi flip, may have to turn to the dark side

by HammeredSquash April 20, 2021

side burger

A cleanly shaven vagina viewed when the woman is laying on her side from behind .

While she was sleeping in a fetal position her side burger was out and looking tasty.

by Fresh pack April 19, 2022

Side Highway

Colloquial term for physical contact. Usually in the form of a hug

“Hey, wanna share a side highway with me?”

by SH1827 July 2, 2022

Jap Side

Jap Side is a term used as a replacement for asshole.

"Go take it up your Jap Side"
"No"

by NUCL3AR May 17, 2022