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RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

An individual who can always see through the bullshit. Particular people who don't like sugar coating or pussyfooting and/or beating around the bush. A person who takes their own inventory before taking anyone else's.

Male RMF: a proud solid man, one whom has the most sensitive bullshitometer.

Female RMF: a bitch who is down to go ham on yo girl when she acting a hoe round her mans.
Remember how that dude Barret always was genuine and his own brand, that dude was a RMF (Real Mother Fucker)
by Beezy Whyte May 25, 2022
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Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation
Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life
by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018
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Aliens are real but votes aren't

Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.
Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump

Us:🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️
by Lemmon December 16, 2020
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A great white shark (real!)

There is a great white shark (real!)
by gayfaggnuts April 30, 2022
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Real Life Jim and Pam

Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show “The Office”.

Example:

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)
Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)
by RiceAndRecordStores August 29, 2018
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102.3 real rock fm

*vinyl scratch sound*
YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
*car crash sound*
>102.3
>*elephant sound*
>REAL ROCK FM
*explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ROCK, ROCK, AND MORE ROCK
*glass shattering sound*
*police siren*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
*imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*
>*song ends and commercial starts*

>”Tickets for five finger death punch, Metallica, shinedown, disturbed, papa roach, godsmack, and Red Hot Chili Peppers at johns campground in imlay city at the 12th annual 102.3 rock fest the June 29 - July 6 tickets on sale now! presented by monster energy, Gibson guitars, and Dave’s pizza and wings “making American food since 1972”. The next caller will be getting tickets! In later news Ohio man found dead after smoking poison ivy after thinking it was marijana. Another friend was hospitalized but survived. My thoughts are with the family but my goodness is that a stupid way to die. Next up five finger death punch the pride on 102.3 real rock fm!”
>*the pride (radio edit) - five finger death punch plays.*
>”this july 4th weekend!”

>*sound of dirt bikes jumping, monster trucks crushing cars, and boat engines starting*
>*ac/dc back in black starts playing*
>”experience the Motorsport events of the year!”

>*firework noises*

>”monster truck races June 30th to July 3rd! Boat races to July 1st to July 3rd! And motocross raced from June 29th to July 2nd!”

>*more vehicle noises*
>”tickets on sale now!”
102.3 real rock fm!
by Nascarfan2007 March 25, 2023
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