Reddit alpha male

An only child that lays in his bunk bed, while digesting his own shit.

Colin is a Reddit alpha male.

by Croissant fart June 08, 2021

Redacted Male Specimen

An Innapropriate Man/ Innapropriate Guy also known more commonly as the "Pornman" or the "Redacted Male Specimen" is a despicable force of nature. He is a comical villain that parasitically picks a host. Every year, on December 1st the host dies and the person who failed No Nut November first takes his role. You may use it as an insult, calling someone a Pornman to point out their comical evil or obsession with profane linguistics. His powers are telekinetically exposing people to public indecency or exposing his victims by making them do stuff such as Butt Gaping with his mind.

"Hey, quit being a Pornman!"
"That guy creeps me out.. He is such a Redacted Male Specimen"
"You are an innapropriate guy"

by SinsLife79 September 22, 2023

Tristan (male)

Tristans are loud, annoying males who are often gay for the following people:
Jeff
Bob
John
Ryan
Mike

Caleb

I hope i'll never become a Tristan (male)

by Ryan the catlover November 30, 2020

smegma male

a smegma male is an individual of the male race that smells and acts like he eats dick cheese.

that guy is a smegma male.

by smegma male 123 December 16, 2023

schingleheimen male

A true male above all. Does not care for others and will make anyone around him cum their pants instantly.

Beta 1: What is that?
Beta 2: It's a schingleheimen male! *jizzes pants*

by Grind God October 16, 2021

male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 31, 2024

Fehu male

When you've run out of Greek letter males to parody, so you've switched to Futhark runes.

"Dude, what is he? An psi male? An ypsilon male? A mu male?"
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."

by gorpoglorp October 11, 2022