Bedroom Beauty

The opposite of a trophy wife

Hey Dan what happened to Steve's wife she went from be his trophy wife to a bedroom beauty at best

by Airyfaiy92 May 23, 2023

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the best, the most beautiful, the amazing

You.
Yup, you
You are the best, the most beautiful, the amazing.

-I am in search of the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person! Do you know him or her?
-Haha! You don't know who the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person is? It is the person reading this!

by Lincoln Ler May 25, 2023

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the best, the most beautiful, the amazing

You.
Yup, you
You are the best, the most beautiful, the amazing. :D

-I am in search of the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person! Do you know him or her?
-Haha! You don't know who the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person is? It is the person reading this!

by Lincoln Ler May 25, 2023

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Unrealistic beauty standards

Wow my modren met... Only one of those is unrealistic.

Hym "So, I took a peak at this article by 'my modern met' and it's called 'A.I. generates the perfect people and something something unrealistic beauty standards,' right? And the pictures they show is 1. A regular looking attractive Hispanic woman (Who is as a matter of fact NOT more attractive than Salma Hayek) and 2. The most shredded guy that could ever possibly exist. 0% body fat. So much muscle that you couldn't actually fit thay much muscle on a man with out him being larger. Obviously had a 12 pack. More shredded than a comic book character. Even the male fantasy of fitness pales in comparison to the A.I. generated man. I mean, you can't see the fat bulge in his artificially generated trousers but you know it's there. So, according to A.I. Salma Hayek is beyond perfect and the perfect man is a 9 foot tall Arnold Schwarzenegger who got hit with a shrink ray. You can't have that much muscle and be that small but BOTH of those are somehow unrealistic. It's unrealistic for a woman to be less attractive than Salma Hayek. It's wild. Look it up."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

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