when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex
the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block
by alwaysangry December 01, 2009
by lc March 31, 2004
Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.
Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?
Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.
Ben: That explains the ego.
What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".
Curtis: Word
Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.
Ben: That explains the ego.
What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".
Curtis: Word
by Mil3Druid3 January 04, 2015
by OberonCAS March 22, 2010
when you make arrangements with somebody and they say "sounds like a plan...stan"...you say "i'm down like a clown charlie brown"
by Amelia Mitchevski July 25, 2005
One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
by Lilparkczar December 18, 2007
anyone who thinks either a domestic or import is better than the other, a civic can push just as much power as a srt4 and handle just as good, and vice versa.
joey is such an ass clown faggot fucker he thinks his mustang can wax any import just cause its a ford.
by reptile jesus July 24, 2011