CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!

Person who finds typically non spicy objects extremely spicy. Their unintelligent skin tone forces them to were liquidised protection on there skin to stop them from flaking in the sun. Their extinct race has formed a long and prospering relationship with the police force and law system. They typically spawn in high-class suburban landscapes.

Innocent black individual #1 "hey Jamal whats that in the distance"
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*

by salt is not spicy March 1, 2022

cracker lacquering

A verb to describe a white person (only white) repairing or rigging a broken object in a precarious or janky way.

A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community

Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.

“Hey bill my trailer just broke down, gah damn. I can’t take my broke frigerator to da dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”

by Bigpoopooandbigpeepee January 13, 2023

swiss cracker

When Swiss men, wearing Swiss hats, tag team a white woman (cracker) whose butt hole smells like Swiss cheese.

We Swiss crackered that girl last night.

by BigCracker May 17, 2016

cheezin crackers

laughin' ass white bitches. if you're white and you are incredibly high and are laughing super hard. you are literally cheezin crackers. cause you're cheesin out cause you're baked. and you crackers cause you're white.

friend 1: that was hilarious man!
friend a: i know, right? that shit had us like a pack of cheezin crackers!

by sizzy sparks June 29, 2011

dingle cracker

A dumb blond

You’re a dumb dingle cracker woman.

by Slayer— July 17, 2024

Mad ass cracker

A mad cracker. Aka. M.A.C..

Mad ass cracker is defined by me

by B.Hunt May 1, 2021

package of crackers

Any grouping of white people

Hey Tyrone look at that package of crackers

by bobslayer July 17, 2015