September 5

National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))

*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5

by LmaoYourUnlucky September 5, 2022

September 5

September 5 is the day when you send nudes to your male friends:)

It’s september 5, you have to send a nude to me;)

by Jack and John September 5, 2022

September 5th

National homosexual day

"on September 5th it's national homosexual day"

by hshdhdbhdhd September 5, 2022

September 6

Hug your Girlfriend Day

You have to hug your Girlfriend on September 6

by Cider.90kd September 5, 2022

September 7

National fuck your stepsister day

Step sis: let’s fuck
Step bro: hell nah
Step sis : it’s September 7
Step bro : alright!😈

by Digger bick 69 September 5, 2022

September 6th

Your girlfriend does anything you want for a day

You have to do it because it's September 6th

by 50kriot September 5, 2022

September 7

Kiss a guy whose name starts with c

Hey it’s September 7 you know what that means

by BIG DADDY C08 September 6, 2022