pack-a-day chewer

person who goes through a packet of chewing gum in a day/night

Pete got his friend, Schmidt, a pack of gum, but like the pack-a-day chewer he is, he burned through it in a day

by MartianSupremacist May 27, 2025

NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52

(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)

by I h8 nes October 26, 2013

Preemptive Pack

Packing your backpack just before the end of class as the teacher is giving the last information like homework or reminders that "There's a quiz tomorrow!". Useful before lunchtime to gain a jumpstart in the lunch line or at the end of school.

Joey: What the hell? How did he get the the front of the line?

Mac: Preemptive packup i bet.

by TheNarcwhal April 2, 2011

quacky pack

titties that dis formed, unshaped, uneven and coned shaped.

yo that chick has a quacky pack! I think I just backed

by Carlie 69247 July 4, 2018

Packing cold

Carrying over the counter drugs and showing them to others.

Hey man I see your packing cold... wanna share?

by Stegosaurus Eco And Nope May 4, 2017

pack at the park

Smoking tree feathers.

I'm going to mudman for breakfast Sammie and shake then eat it and pack at the park.

by PhilTheMan June 6, 2023

Six Pack Limit

The distance limit of a person hiking in the woods carrying a six pack or case of beer. Can usually be described as a pile of broken glass bottles and crushed beer cans. Almost always the same distance from the trail head no matter where you are hiking in the world.

"Well, we've reached the six pack limit, look at all those beer cans!"

"We've gotta make the six pack limit by lunch or we won't make it to the nice campsites."

by premieride December 17, 2011