michael phelps hit 

An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

michael phelps hit by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020

Michael Keleher 

Michael Keleher is the hottest guy in the whole world that can make any guy hard just from looking at him. And if a girl looks at him they instantly have a whole gallon of cum juice come out of their coooochie. The Michael Keleher is knows for packing at least 8 inches and can make a girl not able to walk for up to a week. Another really great thing about him is his delicious nipples that will make you start and stay drewling over just at the sight of them bad bois. And the last thing that cums with a Michael Keleher is how he is supper black and can say the n word with the hard R.

Hey have you seen Michael Keleher? Yeah I saw him yesterday, I’m still in a wheel chair because of him.

Michael Keleher by Davin port hoe January 28, 2021

Michael Maneuver

When you give your girl a very decent wienering

You: Dude I just pulled the Michael Maneuver on my girl!
Me: I wish that was me

Michael Maneuver by freestew February 12, 2021

Michael Schooley 

he is hella sexy and has 2.1 trillion IQ

Michael Schooley is sexy af

Michael Schooley by mikey schooley February 27, 2021

Michael Hunt 

Shorten his first name and read it really fast 😏

Person: Imma put my Kahoot! name as Mike Hunt lol
Teacher: That sounds like naughty word make it “Michael Hunt” instead

Michael Hunt by Jobeyl May 2, 2021

Michael Hollick 

The voice actor who voiced Niko Bellic in GTA IV.

Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if Niko Bellic would be in GTA VI?
That wouldn’t be possible because Michael Hollick isn’t getting along with Rockstar anymore.

Michael Hollick by Nigel Rust June 18, 2021

Michael Inda

Fucking gorilla head ass

Bill: Shit, the Michael Inda escaped its in closure
Steve: fucking run

Michael Inda by Fuckiestboy October 17, 2021