lol, not exactly

When in a conversation or argument, what is assumed by your interlocutor is the exact opposite of what you are actually telling them.

Boy a) I hooked up with a cute redhead girl last night.

Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.

Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?

by Sexydimma July 9, 2017

LOL

the word “lol” was created by the one and only Shawn Mendes. It is iconically used when on twitter.

*Shawn Mendes retweeted...*

*opens twitter*

Tweet: (a meme of Shawn) *shawn retweeted with “LOL”*

by Melly Pazzy September 10, 2018

Lol

An indicator that someone is obtusely and severely mentally ill, deluded, incompetent or ditzy. Such persons derive a thrill from insulting people on usenet and message boards, then using "Lol" to lighten the mood, abeit in a pseudo way. When they really want to hurt their intended victim, they pull out a "LOL", "ROFLMAO", "LMAO" or "ha ha".

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Taylor: Hey everyone! Listen to me singing "Maria" from West Side Story!
Nate: WTF! Horrible! You're a troll! This isn't the way to get us to accept you. What did you think you would accomplish by posting that?
Taylor: I wanted people to hear me sing..
Defender of Taylor: Nate, I really think that was harsh.
Nate: Lol
Taylor: What's so funny?
Nate: I was just trying to lighten the mood! Because that's me!
Taylor: Is that your story now?

by Internet people October 16, 2013

LOL

Laughing Out Loud. Something every American teenager, adult, child and preteen use in things that aren't that funny. Unless in all caps.

My sister still hides in the closet, LOL.
My sister still hides in the corner, lol.

by LoverGirlLoveYhu February 2, 2014

lol

when you laugh out loud

omg lol

by GothGirl10000 May 11, 2018

Lol hebben in de badkamer

Luidruchtige seks hebben in de badkamer (bijvoorbeeld onder de douche).

Persoon 1: Ey man, ik had gister echt lol in de badkamer met m'n vriendin.

Persoon 2: Fijn voor je, maar dat jullie lol hebben in de badkamer interesseert me niet.

by PoolseZebra July 27, 2020

Lol Jk

The ULTIMATE undo to ANY insult that somehow miraculously makes everything better.

Dan:your mom is such a fucker, Lol Jk

by MidNightMan510 April 12, 2020