June 15

If you are born on June 15 you smell like farts and and your breath smells like moldy cheese

Dude 1: holy shit dude you smell like farts
Dude 2: I was born on June 15 🥲

by ButtfUckmaggIe November 26, 2022

June 4th

This day doesn’t really exist. This day is fake. This is a lie. There was never really a June 4th, it’s july 4th u idiots. Oh yea also this is national sniff rotten cantaloupes day. But it doesn’t exist so...

June 4th never was a day. It’s all a lie.

by nishinoyas.pinkie.toe October 19, 2020

June 23

The day where all girls can ask someone out and the other person can’t say no...

Girl: Hey, it’s June 23rd that means i can ask my crush out.

Boy: oh here comes the thots

by BigFatPatty June 23, 2020

28th June

On 28th June, your girl has to send you a booty pic and can’t say no.

Guy: send me a booty pic it’s 28th June and is national send a booty pic day

Girl: if you say so daddy

by DaddysAss June 27, 2022

June 1

The day Captain Jack Sparrow aka Johnny Depp won his case against ‘my dog stepped on a bee’ Amber Turd

Ben : it’s JUNE 1!
Bob : so ? Is it someone’s birthday ?
Ben: yes my dumb stupid fat fuck friend it is . Today is the birthday of the day Johnny Depp won against that wannabe actor Amber Turd

Bob : ……

by Whatname June 2, 2022

June 15

The day of the year that the most wanted ship will get together

me: Omg! Look at Bradisson! They're so cute!

friend: Yes! I believe they'll get back together on June 15

by shipmaker June 11, 2020

June 24th

International whore, hoe, slut day.

-“Hey, Happy June 24th!”
-“Thank you, want to have some fun?”

by iluvhotmommymoms June 23, 2022