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God-Karen

The one true being of all Karens. even the Karens fear her. She will downright get you fired the moment she walks in. drives the most expensive SUV van there is out in the world. She has more than 5+ million followers on Facebook. Her hair style will choke you to death. Sun-glasses bigger than a solar panel. Her essential oils? Top notch. Her kids? Barley hanging to life. If you see her, run while you still can.
Bro 1: What's that shiny thing over there?
Bro 2: Oh no bro, it's her!
Bro 1: Who's "her"?

Bro 2: ITS THE GOD-KAREN!
Bro 2: RUN!
by UisforUgly August 19, 2020
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Skittles God

A rainbow found in Pennsylvania, that will willingly suck you off, especially on Fridays.
Jeff: Damn boi he thicc
Chonk: who ya talkin bout dere bud?
Jeff: That damn thicc ass Skittles God is who dere bud.
by BoLynch007 September 1, 2020
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God It Up

When an unlikely, rare or miracle class event occurs and someone describes it or adds arguably fictional/misleading description that it suggests that it was an action (a) God must have caused or been involved in without any due cause to believe it was interaction by (a) God.

It is used in the same sense if God was replaced with the word pimp. To pimp it up to make it more exiting or a food more varied/sharp by adding extra to it. To God It Up is to describe it in such a way to try and create religious fervor from it.
Person A: Hey I heard that Mary has been going around saying she survived that car crash due to God answering her prayers. What do you think?

Person B: Meh, she's just God It Up a little.
by Comando96 July 17, 2011
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Mocker Gods

Also known as the Mockers these are ethereal beings who ensure that those who proudly boast will come un-done. Most often used in a sporting context i.e. if a fan proudly or arrogantly proclaims that their team will win then the Mockers take notice and ensure a loss for their team.

This may lead to appeasement of the Mocker Gods where fans will feign humility even going so far as to claim underdog status in an attempt not to anger the Mocker Gods.

Another strategy often employed is to try and fool the Mocker Gods, this is done by actively espousing the virtues and obvious superiority of the team not supported by the fan. This strategy however is fraught with difficulty as the Mockers are not easily fooled, and their ire will be quickly roused.
Appeasement: "This game is going to be a real struggle; there are even matchups all over the field it is not going to be the blow out that some expect." – Context: one team heavily favored over the other the supporter of the favored team does not wish to raise the ire of the Mocker Gods by espousing their true feelings.

Fool: "Surely Team X must now be considered favorites to win the Cup" – Context: in a tight contest, somebody may loudly proclaim this in the hope of stirring the Mocker Gods into action against the mentioned team.
by Brabus02 September 25, 2011
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The Mod God

The mod god is a 6’4” 300+ pound buff Mexican man, originating out of Orting, WA.

The mod god is something of a tale, or a myth in the small Orting community, he’s known for his major dank OHS bathroom hotboxes.

In the mod god’s free time he enjoys drinking Cranberry juice and dapping up the homies, the mod god has a golden aura and is hard to miss, an absolutely beautiful specimen.

To spot the mod god in public, is equal to spotting michael jackson walking the earth after death, or comparable to discovering time travel.
Hey dude, did you see the Mod God’s latest cloud?
by nebel.misophonia March 6, 2023
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God dog it

Instead of saying God damn it, or anything similar to that God dog it is a better thing to say
God dog it your getting on my nerves, I dropped my paper God dog it, You woke me from my sleep God dog it
by Kaylee lots April 1, 2023
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zest god

the zestiest of the zesties, terms used to describe homosexual people.
Person 1: "It's giving slayyy"
Person 2: "Aw hell naw you a zest god"
by tor_cs February 1, 2023
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