console crush

The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.

Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...

by nice rigger November 17, 2020

Kiss your crush day

25th of november is national kiss your crush day! So have fun

Some girl: Hi, do you know what day today is?
Boy: Yes, it’s 25th, why?
The girl: *kiss him*
Boy: Wdyd
The girl: Today is national kiss your crush day

by Lilsweetgirl November 24, 2020

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On October 21st you must kiss your crush!

You:hey can i kiss you
Crush:why
You:it’s national kiss your crush day
Crush:okay
*kisses*

by looloo348 October 20, 2020

Third party crushing

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

Crush

1. To break something

2. To be in love with someone

1. That boulder CRUSHED the building!

2. You have a crush on that girl, i know!

by Darkness666 November 3, 2020

National fuck your crush day

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

by Stretch47 November 3, 2020

Crush

Ask your crush if they like you back

Crush

by PROQUEENPQ November 6, 2020