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Clown car Cock block

when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex
the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block
by alwaysangry November 30, 2009
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street rat clowning

hey mom and duh...its your daughter! lets go to taco johns and street rat clown!
by lc March 31, 2004
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Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.
Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word
by Mil3Druid3 January 4, 2015
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To be ready or available for a proposed activity.
Q: do you want to go to that party?
A: I'm down like a clown in circus town!
by OberonCAS March 21, 2010
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when you make arrangements with somebody and they say "sounds like a plan...stan"...you say "i'm down like a clown charlie brown"
there is no point to this...it just rhymes.
by Amelia Mitchevski August 21, 2005
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One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
by Lilparkczar January 7, 2008
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ass clown faggot fucker

anyone who thinks either a domestic or import is better than the other, a civic can push just as much power as a srt4 and handle just as good, and vice versa.
joey is such an ass clown faggot fucker he thinks his mustang can wax any import just cause its a ford.
by reptile jesus July 24, 2011
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