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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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Rabbit Blood

You guys are walking too slow for me; I’ve got rabbit blood. See you back at the house.
by HunkStudmann July 29, 2022
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Blood Eagle

1. Viking torture method in which they would rip a persons rib cage out of their back , then turn their skin into wings.

2. Where two people have period sex in spread eagle position
1. The Vikings had performed the “blood eagle” torture method
1. I’m so mad at this person I could turn them into a blood eagle

2. I’d love to try the “blood eagle”
by Totesnotacow July 30, 2022
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blood night

that time of month when a girl has her period

and is too scared to say that she has/had her period
Patricia: girl omg I just had blood night

Rebbe: girl tmi
by jigabdoo August 6, 2022
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Blooding

Blooding is when one bleeds whilst on their period. (Mostly used by women. If a man uses this take him to a doctor.)
Jessica: Oh my god, I'm blooding!
Elizabeth: Sucks to suck Tiffany, I haven't got my period at all this month.
Jessica: My name's not Tiffany...
by go ape October 15, 2019
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Bloods

A gang of people that were red and beat up people the wear blue or yellow if they are in the other gang
Gangster #1: is that a crip?
Gangster #2: yeah let’s go beat him he shouldn’t be on bloods territory
by Jimmy😌 October 16, 2019
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Blood

Death and life, the third side of the coin. Be yourself. Follow your heart. My gift to you.
He's a blood.
by Kay76 October 27, 2019
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