You catch my drift?

The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick. "

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

None of my business

Used to forgo any personal responsibility regarding matters for which one does not feel responsible that are otherwise your business such as paying your bills or the contents of your fridge. Made popular by Christian Na of Pittsburgh.

What happens in my apartment is none of my business.

by No I don’t want one April 19, 2021

BALLS MY FUCKED

YOU JACK ASS

relax take a deep breath. NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP BALLS MY FUCKEDN U80WREY

by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 April 21, 2021

my fart smell

it means your farts smell. nasty bitch. girls dont fart

my fart smell :(
no just shut up

by hitherlol April 22, 2021

EAT MY INSIDES

When female gets too excited during intercourse

*Inserts a stick*
(Female)EAT MY INSIDES!!
(Male)CALM THE FXCK DOWN!

by mkjdncmdjmcjdm April 22, 2021

my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.

person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(

by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021

my wifi laggin

the only thing that'll save you from school

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11

by im in school lolz April 23, 2021