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bitterne park school

secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE

i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.

all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.

some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.

girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.

EARA days actually slap though!

the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.

real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i love bitterne park school.

the best subject at bitterne park school is chemistry(said no one ever)
by phoebebuffay909 August 13, 2023
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Susan committed rope around neck not to go to school.
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Clayesmore School

Full of Chinese People who cant play hockey. They smoke all the time behind art block
Clayesmore School is a ...
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School

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School

The living hell most kids have to go through for so many fucking years of their life. School is not only a waste of a persons childhood, but is a waste brain cells. Kids will compare school to prison, because it has similar characteristics (if not the same) to prison. School crams useless information into kids brains and makes them regurgitate all of that shit on tests, and forget what they just "learned¨. And who can forget that "food" at the cafeteria. Cafeteria food is probably made of Styrofoam and animal ass. PE makes kids "get fit" and are called "lazy" if they cannot do what they are suppose to do in PE, even though they spend most of their time at school sitting on their asses.
Martin: I have 17 assignments to do before tomorrow.
Chris: I had detention for 3 FUCKING HOURS!
Jack: what did we just learn?
Martin: I have no fucking idea.
Chris: School is hell.
Jack and Martin: Agreed.
by superMinecraftcats December 11, 2019
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Emirates National School

look, if youre planning to join this school. literally DONT. unless you’re a horny fuck tryna get a chammaki lesbian gf.
The education is a joke, youll fail.
if you make friends here, what they’ll do to you in the end is just horrible, it’s like you never shared anything.
Emirates national School is filled with snakes.
by ih8pplsm April 5, 2022
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rock valley public school

A public school containing fakes, attention seekers, pick me’s, hicks, trumpies, stoners, and loud people. This is the school where most of the drama happens.
Have you every been to the Rock Valley public school? Well I have and now I have a massive headache from everyone in there.
by haha hey lol March 30, 2021
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