I'm fighting for my fucking life

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.

John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

by Mr. Enderman January 17, 2021

cluster fuck zip tie nugget

when two or more backpacks are nuggeted and then zip tied together at the zippers.

Bro 1: "Dude I freaking cluster fuck zip tie nuggeted Matt, Patrick, and Justin all at once."

Bro 2: "Dude that's freakin hilarious!"

by Nikolai Richardovich November 14, 2011

Im gonna fuck your ass

Means sex. They’re gonna have sex with you and put that penis up the vagina. Give a thumbs up if you would like to have virtual sex!

You: Im gonna fuck your ass
The person your gonna have sex with: YUSS

by itstrueppl March 23, 2021

Fucked my utterly butterly up

a minor result of a major accident

"trevor did you get hurt when you were hit by that car?"
"no, but it fucked my utterly butterly up

by bigbadad February 23, 2008

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

A proposition that is two midgets and a barrel of tarantulas short of being the most horrific and scarring fetish ever imagined by man.

Well, hey there big boy. Would you like me to fuck you and the horse you rode in on?

by Calvin Luther September 30, 2009

Fuck your best friend day

This is the day where you and your best friend fuck

April 23

Hey have you heard it’s international fuck your best friend day

by Rafeeki April 21, 2021

National fuck your bestie day

Fuck your bestie named Matt on this day

You: Hey let’s go to this room and have sex

Matt: ok cause it’s national fuck your bestie day

by Matt the one and only November 4, 2019